Things I ate today (in no particular order):
- string cheese
- a little bit of mouthwash
- lettuce
- blue cheese
- bacon
- a bite-size milky way bar
- sliced turkey breast
- carrots
- eggs
- cat fur
- water
- balsamic vinaigrette
- edamame
- a peanut I found on the floor
- broccoli
- cheddar cheese
- a glass of cabernet
- roasted, salted, pumpkin seeds
- red pepper quiche
Things I didn’t eat today (again in no particular order):
- suspiciously chunky mocha-flavored soy milk
- my multivitamin
- the bagels in the mailroom
- the mail
- anything that was served through a drive-thru window
- cookies
- candles that smell like cookies
- the pearl onion the cats have been batting around the living room
- the roomba
- the canadian bacon that Dr. Agatston suggests I pair with my eggs
- the ice cream V. begged me to pick up from the grocery store
- any ice cream at all, actually
- any of the cheese currently growing mold in my deli drawer
- any cheese with which I didn’t come in contact today
- stale christmas cookies
- leather goods
- babies
