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Quick checkin

Posted by Kat on February 5th, 2008

Down to 221.6 this morning, although that has more to do with a stomach bug than any virtuous new commitment to exercise.
V.’s gone for a month, and it’s particularly difficult this time around, for some reason.  Maybe it’s the lack of sunshine, or the presidential primary, or the extreme exertion of having to breath in […]

Note to Self

Posted by Kat on January 24th, 2008

Today your job is to love your body. Be honest with your doctor, and yourself.

Do you know what I miss most about living in the Midwest?

Posted by Kat on January 13th, 2008

Tornadoes.
I mean, the people are nice, and my family is lovely and all, but give me a perfectly-shaped stovepipe funnel cloud, and I myself am on cloud nine.
I proposed that we spend our next vacation storm-hunting in Kansas, and my husband graciously offered to lend me his camera and write guest posts about how his […]

Or maybe I’ll just go get a tapeworm or something

Posted by Kat on January 7th, 2008

Dear Diary,
Today I skipped breakfast, got a moderately healthy lunch (Thai chicken wrap with peanut sauce) that I didn’t quite finish, ate exactly 30 pistachios for a snack, and then mainlined two packages of pez.  Because they were there.
This evening I joined an online diet support site, took one look at the blinkie-infested message board […]

My Sister Gave My Husband The Clap Over Christmas

Posted by Kat on January 6th, 2008

He found he had it just after opening the Christmas Card my sister sent.He called me, immediately, at work.
And told me I had Syphilis.